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Preschoolers Say How to Cook a Turkey
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First, you have to catch the turkey. Next, chop the feathers off. Then, put it in the oven. Cook at 70 degrees for 40 minutes. Serve with macaroni and cheese and pepperonis!

By: Thea Kate Emberton

 

First, catch it with your hands. Next, chop its head and tail off. Then, cook in the oven. Cook at 400 degrees for 40 minutes. Serve with a spoon, mac-n-cheese, and shrimp!

By: Oliver Cantrell

 

First, find him in the woods and shoot him. Next, put some sprinkles on him. Then, put him in the stove. Cook at 5 degrees for 4 hours. Serve with a plate, fork, and mashed potatoes!

By: Ira Baines

 

First, buy a turkey at Wal-Mart. Next, wash it. Then, put it in the oven. Cook at 10 degrees for 4 minutes. Serve, with grapes!

By: Raylan Reeder

 

First, get a turkey from the store. Next, put salt on it. Then, put it in the oven. Cook at 3 degrees for 30 minutes. Serve with a fork and some tomatoes!

By: Hinkley Bradford

 

First, get a turkey at Wal-Mart. Next, clean it. Then, cook it in the oven. Cook at 30 degrees for 10 minutes. Serve with apples and grapes!

By: Julia Turner

 

First, catch a turkey outside. Next, take those feathers off. Then, cut the head off and stick it in the oven. Cook at 82 degrees for 7 weeks. Serve with a fork and apples!

By: Wyatt Beale

 

First, go to Wal-Mart and buy a turkey. Next, sprinkle with salt and pepper. Then, put the turkey in the oven. Cook at 40 degrees for 40 minutes. Serve with pizza!

By: Beckam Phillips

 

First, you shoot a turkey. Next, take off his feathers. Then, put him in the oven. Cook at 2 degrees for 2 minutes. Serve with sweet and sour sauce and ketchup!

By: Aiden Bass

 

First, go to the woods and shoot a turkey. Next, take the skin off of it. Then, put it in the stove. Cook at 40 degrees for 50 minutes. Serve with blackberries and blueberries!

By: Lukas Dunn

 

First, go to a farm and kill a turkey. Next, wash it. Then, put it in the oven. Cook at 8 degrees for 10 minutes. Serve with carrots, corn, and mashed potatoes!

By: Oakleigh Lester